Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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