What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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