My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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This is funny.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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