- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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