I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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