What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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