How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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