- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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