- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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