- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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