- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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