Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Guest what? Dog

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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