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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A dancer walks into a barre

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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