- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Your face is hilarious.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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