Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Womans baksetball...

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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