Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A dancer walks into a barre

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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