Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Albino African Americans

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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