- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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