How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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