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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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