- Anti Joke

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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