- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

whats hairy and crys your mom

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

identical jokes get different votes.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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