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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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