- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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