- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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