What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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