- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Thats sweet, thank you then.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

I'm so punny.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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