A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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