- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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