- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

men's rights activists

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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