A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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