What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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