Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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