once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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