A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

here's a joke... the american education society

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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