- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

knock knock who's there ?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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