A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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