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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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