A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

You know what's funny? Rape

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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