*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Women's rights.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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