- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

SHUT UP JP

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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