- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's worse than this That :(

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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