- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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