Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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all hail based mark

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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