A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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