- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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