- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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