What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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