How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you