Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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