- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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