- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A baby seal walks into a club.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Guest what in the butt

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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