Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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VAL SUCKS

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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