Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's worse than this That :(

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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