What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why so serious ?

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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