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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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