BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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one stop shop

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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whats black? the colour

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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