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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Your're racist.

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HURT

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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