- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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