Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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