What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

roses are red poo is poo

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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