- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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