- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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