- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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