- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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