Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Bob Saget that is all

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

This is funny.

Poker? I barely even know her.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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