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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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