- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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