How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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