- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

The GOV and the WHO?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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