Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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