Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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I'm Polish.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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