- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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