Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call a black man? A person

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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