- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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