- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Whose your daddy? Not me

Guess what What

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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