women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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