- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Cliterus

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Jews

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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