Tilt your screen back .

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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School

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Turkeys are obese

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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