- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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