Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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I am a mime

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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