What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Ben Affleck

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Who wants water? I do.

Donald Trump.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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