- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?