what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Anti Joke

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