How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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