What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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