- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

oh hey.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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