- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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