Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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