- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

1+1=2

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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