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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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