- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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