- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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