Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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