What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sarah Palin.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

thumb_up thumb_down -19

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I just drank a cola.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anyone can post anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

thumb_up thumb_down -19

call me maybe.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops