Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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