What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Has u seen my grammar?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Phew... it's gone.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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