What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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