What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Sloths

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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