Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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im telling maguire

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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