- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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