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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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