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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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