- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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