There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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antijoke is the best website.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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give me a thumbs up

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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