- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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