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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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