- Anti Joke

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Trump will make America great again.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes