- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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