- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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