whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

no really what are ur names?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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