- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

SUCK MY NUTS

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Mogok Papiti.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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