How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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