- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.