The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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- Helen Keller

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I love you

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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