- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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