How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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