How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

hey hey apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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