Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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I read the terms of service.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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