A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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