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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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