- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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