- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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