Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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