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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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