what did the farmer do? plant

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Boob

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A blind man watches TV

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Niall Horan

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

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