- Anti Joke

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC