- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Women's rights.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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