Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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