- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

That is so fetch

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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