Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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A whole 'nother.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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learn. advance!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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