- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Connor is homosexuaI

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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