Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What does water taste like? Water

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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diarrhea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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