- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

This sentence is a lie.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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