- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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