Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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