- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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