- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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