- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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