- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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