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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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