If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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