There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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