- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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