- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

woman's rights

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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