Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What is white and black and red all over.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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