- Anti Joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

The cream, it is coming

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

the economy.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.