- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Will nearis is here! Get it

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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